One Moment At A Time

OK...enough is enough!!
I have really been relating to Maxine lately... and let me tell you why...

If I could have my way I would have this fan in my bedroom.

So, here is how I will tell the story, thank goodness my dear husband doesn't blog.

The other night I put the fan in the window to blow some "cool" air into our bedroom...living in Idaho the evening cool down enough that it makes it very comfortable...no big deal right... so I put the fan in the window and the husband informs me that it is only 50* outside and it is making the room to cold to sleep in...I am thinking to myself that it is at least a 100* in our room. So, I take the fan out of the window, and put it on my dresser so it is blowing on me...D/H covers up with an extra blanket and doesn't say anything more. Pretty soon I have stripped down to my "nothings" and have thrown the sheets off my side of the bed, laying their spread eagle with the fan blowing on me, of coarse through all of this I have tossed, turned and cussed alittle along the way...I feel myself finally start to dose off, and D/H pipes in...are you comfy, as he pulls another blanket over himself...and I answer..."I AM NOW"....AUUUGGGHHH!

While I am on the subject...what the... happen to my perky little Ta-Ta's??? While laying under the cool fan that night I realized that my "woobies" have totally disappeared! Oh Yea...SEXY! I even looked to see if they were hanging out under my arm pits nope...they are just plain GONE! and speaking of gone...What is the deal with the Wind...yea you know what I am talking about...my "fluffers" hardly ever smell, and now I can peel the paint of walls! I wish it was only at home that this would happen but it is really sad when you are walking down the isle and every child you pass is having to have their diaper checked...oh yea and while I am on the subject of diapers, I never could understand why they had "Adult Diapers"... I have as much fun now with the dear husband as when we were first married and head for the fem/hyg isle...NOW though it's anybody's guess who those diapers are for!!! So, I guess maybe I'm not as much like Maxine as I am an old worn out Sump Cooler... Well, I am off to see how many blankets I can find for Kirk before I try to go to bed!