Monday, February 23, 2009

Give Up Chocolate!!!

For us who just need a smile for the day:
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
''Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.
'The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'


::Jan:: said...

I wish I had her lips.

Bren's Life said...

I love pictures like that! It can't help but make you smile..

Gardner Family said...

I needed this pick me up today. I am going to show this to my hubby as soon as he walks in the door. Thanks for sharing.

THE CALLS said...

That is the funniest post ever! I just read it to Dick right now and we were laughing so hard. Thanks for your sense of humor. We love it!

linda said...

Ha Ha! Too funny Janiece!

Some people pay to have lips like that!

Karlenn said...

That is so funny! I've given up all of those things - I hope I don't look like that lady!!!

Michele said...

That is tooo funny...I'm NEVER givin up chocolate and shoppin!